Our Elected Representatives

Honourable Members of Parliament are we. Busily
debating this and that, while claiming expenses to
feed Tiddles the cat.

Expenses for a trouser-press and bags of manure,
pornographic movies and products for our toiletry
needs. Churning property worth a cool million or
two and reinforced seats for Two Jags' loo.

Oriental rugs, chandeliers and culinary delights.
Bath-plugs, sofas and expensive frippery. All agreed
and rubber stamped, with any pecuniary benefit
swiftly banked.

Pagolas, moate-cleaning, the list goes on. But no-one
really is to blame and things may stay much the same.
It's all the fault of the system.


John Barker